Official Bureau of Musk Temporal Standards · Est. 2015 · Backlog: ∞
When Elon Musk states a timeframe, the Bureau is legally required to provide an official translation. Based on 67 documented cases spanning over a decade, Elon's timelines run an average of 11.2× slower than stated.
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